I am writing to politely ask you to flip the switch labeled ‘Spring’ to the ON position. It seems that you may have overlooked that Spring should have started 12 days ago and today is April 1st. Although you do have a funny side, I do not suspect that today’s weather is any April Fool’s joke.
I am a fan of all your four seasons and respect that each gets its full turn when the time comes, but isn’t 5 months of Winter too much?! That hardly seems fair to Spring, Summer and Fall not to mention me.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.